I hope nothing like this ever happens to me…an ABC reporter/producer was arrested at the DNC yesterday.

Asa Eslocker works with ABC in the investigative unit…he and his crew were working on a story investigating the role of corporate lobbyists and wealthy donors at the convention for a series of Money Trail reports on ABC's "World News with Charles Gibson." He was attempting to take pictures on a public sidewalk of Democratic senators and VIP donors leaving a private meeting at the Brown Palace Hotel. That’s when a Denver Police sergeant pretty much did a choke hold on him and cuffed him. Watch the arrest here.

I don’t understand what did he do wrong…it was public property? A police official later told lawyers for ABC News that, “Eslocker is being charged with trespass, interference, and failure to follow a lawful order. He also said the arrest followed a signed complaint from the Brown Palace Hotel.”

They said that one of the police officers was wearing a Boulder County uniform. And let me tell you if that’s the case those officers are mean and tough as nails. Eslocker was a bit cocky but, he did not deserve to be arrested and in such a rough fashion. We’ll see what happens.

He was released later that day on a $500 bond.

And that’s the world according to me…Maggie

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and now we know where Matthew McConaughey gets his craziness from…his mama. She’s written a book called “I Amaze Myself” and let me tell you its nothing like B-HO’s mom’s bible hugging parenting book.

In her tell all she reveals how Matt’s father died…having sex with her! At least it wasn’t a hooker although that probably would have made it a best seller. She says, "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love.  But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him.  Just nothing.  But it was just the best way to go!"

Oh and she didn’t stop there…

Kay says she didn't bother to dress her hubby’s body for the paramedics, because she wanted the world to MARVEL AT HIS HUGENESS.  She says, "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey . . . and his gift."  I wonder if there was an open casket, could you imagine?! What do you think the obituary said? And I hope that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree when it comes to that and Matt’s goods. Visual. Go Big or Go Home!

R.I.P Papa McConaughey! And least your leagacy will live on for being a good lover and well endowed. What a way to be remembered.

And that’s the world according to me…Maggie

Talk about a real slugger. So maybe A-Rod wasn’t hooking up with Madonna afterall...I’m just saying!

Looks like I am going to let Bitsy and Betty loose tomorrow…get excited it’s National Go Topless Protest Day! And you know how much I love holidays so imagine my excitement when I heard about this festive day. I may even bake a cake.

And it’s more than just flashing people for all of you pervs out there…it’s women taking a stance to protest the fact that men can take their shirts off in public, while women can't. Seriously there should be a law about that. I can’t tell you how many FF’s I’ve seen at the beach or mowing their lawn or how about jogging with their guts hanging out. Now some of those docs around the med center sweaty and jogging…I don’t mind that, nice glossy abs…I’ll take that any day.

But still, why is it acceptable for men to take it off and not women. And I have to say I have seen men with man b**bs that are bigger than mine. I know that’s not saying a lot but hey like my nana said a handful is all you need. That’s beside the point.
 
The point is ladies set your “girls” free tomorrow. T*tties Unit! I don’t want to get arrested so I’ll probably just do it at my apartment. Maybe do some housework. Don’t get too excited boys.

Set ‘em free! The protest starts at Noon in every city!

And that’s the world according to me…Maggie