"Compared to the Astros my worst spray smells like lilacs and vanilla scented candles!"

Hey Stinky, they did manage a hit last night.

HEY JEFF LUHNOW: Overall I like your work so far but keeping Brett Wallace in the minors is absurd.

12 for 20 over his last 5 games. So by all means, keep playing Scott Moore and Matt Downs at 1B.

Countdown to Texans-Dolphins continues. 51 days away. You obviously know #51.

For tomorrow. You better know him.

And Sunday. Know him? 1/2 of perhaps top 3 safety combo of my football lifetime. Hot girl knows.

Time to add a couple new talents to our Sunday player pool. If game (and have a little), email me by 6:00 today.

65 today.

Having a lousy year.

Mixed up my Carlos Santanas there.

"Dennis Smith. Played with Steve Atwater."

Not quite Supernatural. Not quite. Talk with you 3-7. cp@sports790.com